March 2012
“I am a few years older now and I know this: There are tastes of mouths I could...”
– Daphne Gottlieb (via boycorpse)
emptysthemepark asked: I can't believe how much crap you have to deal with at work on a regular basis/how you deal with it. Just sending some respect and a mutual eye roll to the creeps out there. x
Also
I was the first girl in the club last night and when my friend Erica got there I was listening to Cannon by Lil Wayne & DJ Drama. She was like “Uhhhh Brooklyn, isn’t this like, a little hardcore!? Jeez, girl.” and I’m like “this gets me pumped up for work!!”
So here’s a little list for you skrippers out there who want to know what I listen to to get...
I felt really good last night
when a girl came up to me last night and said “I know you’re a hip hop head and that you’re a older music freak…PLEASE help me find this Lil Wayne song from his first album.” Oh my excellent taste has been noticed after 5 years at daydreams?
h-o-l-l-o-w-e-d replied to your chat: Scene: I am collecting my tips in the tip rail pit post-set
I would’ve knocked him the fuck out.
See, I would have, but I’ve been “talked to” about my temper and the things I do when guys are rude to me to the point where I’m gonna get fired if I dump a drink, punch a guy that hasn’t touched me, “accidentally” knock...
I am relieved yet disturbed by my insomnia
a sure sign my depression has been replaced by mania. Which I welcome after last week’s feelings of guilt and worthlessness.
“Please only throw paper money at the ladies. Not coins. We are not the March of...”
– DJ Glenn after someone threw a penny at me tonight. I love DJ Glenn. He is my buddy.
Scene: I am collecting my tips in the tip rail pit...
Me: Hey are you having fun tonight? *standing with tits ready to accept dollars*
Customer: Yep.
Me:
Customer:
Me:
Customer: I already spent enough tonight.
Me: This is the tip rail. Tip. Rail. Say it with me. TIP. RAIL. It is a place where you TIP.
Customer: Thanks you fucking bitch, like I didn't know. *turns to his friends* Don't tip this fucking cunt.
Looooooove being dehumanized because I expect to get paid if you're going to stare up close and personal to my tits and pussy for 10 minutes.
perfumedpages replied to your post: So I have a free year long subscription to Allure
I think that sounds oddly cathartic; I vote you go ahead and do it. Maybe it really will make you feel better…
True. Like, this woman answered “what is your favorite makeup?” with “I have a Rimmel contract.” Yeah, okay.
So I have a free year long subscription to Allure
Zoe Deschanel is the cover girl for February. I cannot STAND Zoe Deschanel. Every time I open it up to the feature about her, I want to put the magazine to my face and scream into it.
I'm in my bed and it's like WELCOME TO MY HOUSE...
adayinthelifeofgeorgeclooney:
george clooney reluctantly loses to his daughter in a heated game of words with friends. “what do you mean ‘feets’ isn’t a valid move!?” he screams into his bedazzled iphone… then what explains these things he puts into his dinosaur socks? feets
I love this Tumblr. Reading results in me giggling with one leg kicking the air with the other resting on a unicorn...
Reblog if you're a heterophobic, misandristic...
mswyrr:
February 2012
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withrevolutionarycries:
liquornspice:
respectissexy:
How much of a White ally are you?
HOW RACIST ARE THE WHITE PEOPLE I COME INTO CONTACT WITH?
Every now and then, I’m asked (usually by someone White) if I think all White people are racist. The answer to that question is, “Yes, and … ” because, frankly, it’s a matter of degree. Oh, it’s not the degrees most White people would imagine...
Why did they kill off my favorite character on...
in the second season. I can’t even get through the 3rd because of it.
“When I submit, I do it from a place of strength. I decide whether my partner is...”
– Feminist Sex Submissive? How I Reconcile My Politics With My Sex Life | Sex & Relationships | AlterNet (via wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow)
“I don’t crave companionship. It stands in my way. I live for pleasure. There are...”
– Anton LaVey (via concealment)
whos-scruffy-looking asked: what would be your ultimate dream birthday gift?
lolastones asked: not going to bother going anon as i think you'd probably figure out it was me: i'm having trouble feeling motivated to go back to camming. it's not the job necessarily, i just remember doing it last semester when i was really really depressed and i don't want to feel that way about it again. i'm not really sure what i should do.
Anonymous asked: The guy I've been sleeping with has been dating this other chick and I didn't know and though they aren't officially exclusive, I now don't know if I should continue sleeping with him or not. Help?
Anonymous asked: do you enjoy the taste of cigarettes?
I'm going to have a cigarette in the living room,...
